I am not a chair!

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Is there anything worse than being mistaken for a chair? Maybe being sat on by a stinky skunk? Or smooshed by two hapless hippos? Or worst of all cornered by a hungry lion? What s a poor giraffe to do when no one seems to notice that he is not standing there just to be sat upon?

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