My Haunted Blender's Gay Love Affair, and Other Twisted Tales

About this book

*Die Laughing.* A collection of not-so-chilling tales of love and laughter from three of the genre's masters of pulp. In ***The Bone Orchard*** , by Abigail Roux, Pinkerton investigator Ezra Johns and US Marshal Ambrose Shaw have a lot to learn about life-and the afterlife-in their quest to bring a vicious murderer to justice. Fortunately, they've got all the time in the world to figure it out. In ***City of Monsters***, by Andrea Speed, an ex-investigator turned some-kind-of-shifter (he doesn't know, but with his luck, it's probably nothing cool) is hired to find a missing reverse tooth fairy in the hellish dimension of Dev. But even simple things aren't easy for a guy with more vices than virtues, and his situation gets even more complex when a hot newcomer to Dev with a taste for danger joins him on the case. In ***Horny***, by Anne Tenino, a group of supernatural law enforcers enlist the help of a human, Ryan Caulfield, to catch Zeus: the god voted Least Likely to Keep It in His Pants. But there's more to Ryan than even he knows, and the satyr searching for Zeus is tempting him with far more than simple justice.