Martha

About this book

"Martha is a lesbian fantasia that follows an unnamed narrator as she becomes enmeshed in life at Martha Stewart's manse. She (un)wittingly becomes a key component of a volatile sexual quadrangle, the other points of which are held by Martha; Madeleine Schubert, Martha's online pimp; and Kate, an angry ghost. In this louche paradise pleasure = power = drugs = housewares. Just make sure not to displease Mama, or she'll set the interns after you."--From the publisher's website (viewed 05/27/2015).