Cruise confidential

About this book

"Come and see where the crew lives, eats, wars, and parties with exhaustion and exultation. This is a hilarious and informal narrative of working for Carnival Cruise Lines by an insider. You simply will not believe what really goes on below the waterline. Brian David Bruns worked for a year in the industry and brings back a treasure trove of stories that will simply have you gasping with laughter as you are assaulted non-stop with circumstances ranging from the absurd to the bizarre. Did you know that waiters are required to steal cutlery and even food from each other for their own guests? Can you even imagine what the crew thinks of the passengers? And sex, don't forget the sex. There seems to be an abundance of able and willing bodies eager for nookie in all the cracks and sometimes in places you might find unimaginable. Cruise Confidential is vast repast for those starved for something really, really funny. The wait is over! "